What To Do If Somebody Knocks On The Bathroom Door While You Are Using The Toilet
- Say “I’m pooping”
- Knock back
- Shriek loudly
- Say “I need an adult”
- Say “Nobody is in here, please come in”
- Ask “Did you hear that?”
- Threaten to poop on the toilet seat if they knock again
- Make kissing noises
sometimes I forget that someone I know in real life follows me on here
how are you
hope your enjoying me talking about fictional characters fucking
this kid really wanted to buy weed from me
Dád Egbert has officially been banned from Facebook. I can’t get him back without government ID.
This post will honor the man and the legend and live on in our hearts even as he no longer lives on on the internet.
RIP Dád Egbert. And may you and Johnjamin seek peace in the afterlife.